themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

(via awhstiles)


tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

(via hamsterballrocks)


warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(via eatshit-and-fuckingdie)


omigawdmatt:

OH MY GOD THERE IS A PHOTOSET OF THIS?

(via tiredlama)


hungriestblogger:

when i say ‘the other day’ it could mean anything from last week to 6 years ago

(via scarfattack)


aconissa:

what if the reason sherlock had the operation game was because he bought it for john early on to show him that he was still a capable doctor despite his tremor?

(via starlorda)


officialfrenchtoast:

craigcest:

fucking french toast

ur supposed to eat it

(via boymeetsworldgirlmeetsworld)


castielcampbell:

back in my daddy’s stoner days he had a friend that had a cat named “Dog” and a dog named “Cat”. whenever you wanted the dog to come you had to go “here kitty kitty kitty” and the dog would come running for you. and if you went “here boy, c’mon boy, here boy.” the cat would come to you.

and when they got stoned they’d forget and say “here kitty kitty kitty” and just about shit themselves when the dog would come running towards them.


egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

(via awhstiles)


Hooked On A Feeling
Blue Swede
Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix Vol. 1

littlestarlolo:

thisdaysmusic:

Hooked On A Feeling - Blue Swede

image

(via gallifreyan-grace)


Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine.

Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

(via thesylverlining)

(via castielcampbell)


womptacular:

daniel radcliffe could have grown up to be so so awful, it would have been so easy for him to be terrible, we are truly blessed to have the danrad that we have

(via awhstiles)


Celebrities taking part in the ice bucket challenge to raise awareness for ALS.

(via agenttleofitz)


askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

(via agenttleofitz)


cos-tam:

someone kill me, i love everything about this movie. this sassy fluffy bitch is awesome.but groot is the cutest bby of the whole thing

cos-tam:

someone kill me, i love everything about this movie. this sassy fluffy bitch is awesome.
but groot is the cutest bby of the whole thing

(via a-lost-majestic-unicorn)