angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

(via lizards-and-cheez-its)


phampants:

hankgreensmoustache:

I visited Amsterdam recently and took a little TFIOS tour! I started at the library where John wrote some of the book and then went on a hunt to find the places in the book and got to meet another Nerdfighter in the process! 

When I go to Amsterdam, I’ll be doing this.

(via benedictsgloriousbum)


chase-me-charlie:

your-new-beloved:

winterstormathena:

killianclark:

Remember

IMPORTANT

And if they don’t have little end caps you can buy them at the hardware store for like $1

yes hi hello this is the reason Savannah has a big ol’ nasty ass chunk missing out of her nostril and super obvious stitching scars

chase-me-charlie:

your-new-beloved:

winterstormathena:

killianclark:

Remember

IMPORTANT

And if they don’t have little end caps you can buy them at the hardware store for like $1

yes hi hello this is the reason Savannah has a big ol’ nasty ass chunk missing out of her nostril and super obvious stitching scars

(via jake-from-state-farm)



So my friends mom said I’m going to hell because I’m dressing like a man

elsian:

naxiu5:

fahrlight:

taylorannshazamm:

>.>

Out of all the things I have ever done..

that’s what evidently makes me hell worthy.

Oh well, 

I shall be dressed as Loki, livin’ it up with Satan.

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Let us all go to hell!(maybe all the female Loki crossplayers could Join to prove to that Mom that we are at least going all together to hell?! who joins in to hell our fellow loki?)

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Wait up wait up! I got the mead. Has anyone booked Hell suites?

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I am so down with this. Let’s roll. 

(via lizards-and-cheez-its)


littledemonwolf:

freckledbuttchester:

I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell

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(via ramblindean)


twistic:

cancune:

radiogrimshaw:

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OH LORD

nothing is sacred on tumblr

(via jake-from-state-farm)


hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via lizards-and-cheez-its)


teacuptavros:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

THIS IS GREAT BUT PEOPLE LITERALLY WON’T EVEN LOOK AT YOUR BRA STRAP IF IT IS FALLING DOWN NOBODY GIVES A SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ASS SOCIETY YOU’RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF

(via groovy-castiel)


jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen

jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas

what kind of things have you seen

(via jake-from-state-farm)


birds-bones:

Hey! Did you know:

  • sex is okay
  • so is masturbation
  • watching porn won’t make you impure
  • one night stands are okay too
  • having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
  • even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
  • sex with the same gender is alright
  • not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
  • your body your choice no matter your gender
  • shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!

(via jake-from-state-farm)


its poem in your pocket day

j-geeks:

so i wrote a thing (for class but yah):

so much depends

upon

the silent seconds

passing

us by, silently

ticking

ticking toward

oblivion


fuocogo:

rainbowterrarist:

dodgeremerson:

infinitryproductions:

keahimakua:

mean moves

I’m totally into it.I’ll admit, I’m kinda wondering what the applicative capacity is; same time, pretty sick.

Applicative capacity: being a superhero.

applicative capacity: The apocalypse.

Applicative Capacity: The Hunger Games

fuocogo:

rainbowterrarist:

dodgeremerson:

infinitryproductions:

keahimakua:

mean moves

I’m totally into it.
I’ll admit, I’m kinda wondering what the applicative capacity is; same time, pretty sick.

Applicative capacity: being a superhero.

applicative capacity: The apocalypse.

Applicative Capacity: The Hunger Games

(via guy)


norsedemigod:

sir-gatsby:

norsedemigod:

I ALMOST DIED. DON’T PUT KNIVES IN YOUR MOUTH.

why would you put a knife in your mouth in the first place?

it’s a metaphor