Yo homies. I'm Tess, I'm 19, and I'll be your tour guide today
back in my daddy’s stoner days he had a friend that had a cat named “Dog” and a dog named “Cat”. whenever you wanted the dog to come you had to go “here kitty kitty kitty” and the dog would come running for you. and if you went “here boy, c’mon boy, here boy.” the cat would come to you.
and when they got stoned they’d forget and say “here kitty kitty kitty” and just about shit themselves when the dog would come running towards them.