Me: Who's a good boy?
Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

foxywinchester:

i want my hat back more like the exact plot line of catws

(via blackwihdoh)


slimeusa:

confidence is key • slime, U.S.A

slimeusa:

confidence is key slime, U.S.A

(via snazziest)



bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

(via endlessbutts)


suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

(via wholockeddestielinthetardis)


curiouslymistook:

healthycomfyhappy:

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.

(via peterswebmemhi)



shout out 2 everyone that thinks I’m pretty. I agree w u

(via chariczard)


icantbebotheredanymore:

aeturnal:

lunaticwithabooth:

just-a-random-rant:

thrustingpeeta:

my brains hurt

what the actual fuck

it only takes round cards

i fucking hate people

these are living proof of why the human race is loathed by many

(via scottsonnier)


niggaimdeadass:

my favorite vine

(via caseyanthonyofficial)


jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

sometimeseveryonelives:

soggymuffins:

nosatan:

acetucker:

hulkgoesrawr:

PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF

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I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.

I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed that loudly before. I was NOT expecting that!

LMFAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANHT

can i just say that i really fucking love tumblr

Seriously the best thing ever! Thank you for making my day tumblr! =)

I FUCKING KNEW WHAT WAS COMING

(via superteenwholocked)


only-joking-iamfred:

robertwmanion:

only-joking-iamfred:

So I was on youtube and I saw this in the suggestions box

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can we just-

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That’s 9 and 3/4!

omg

(via donna-freaking-noble)


teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk

HAPPY SEPTEMBERR!!!!

blackcats-and-broomsticks:

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GETTING CLOSER TO YOU KNOW WHAT MONTH.

(via donna-freaking-noble)